Beka, 16, August 8th, if you have any questions or just want to talk feel free to message me:)

agirlnamedally:

it’s never too late for cereal or too cold for ice-cream

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

jewist:

i love when you’re sitting next to someone you like and your thighs accidentally touch but they don’t move it they just kind of leave it there so your legs are touching it’s cute

(Source: chepibola)

larrysbellybutton:

"your dress is too short"

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(Source: laughinggravy)

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

(Source: iwrestletacos)

did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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jaclcfrost:

this is actually the cutest thing ever i’m going to cry

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark)

flamingno:

mutuals who don’t reblog your selfie

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lawngreen:

Don’t fall in love with someone like me, I will take u to the 711 for a hotdog date. This is why storms are named after ppl…